Title: Can/’t Make Me Do That
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating PG-13
Warnings: Implied dub-con
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for dracoharry100’s current challenge, make me.

( Can/'t Make Me Do That )

Hi guys! With any luck I'll post a proper Back From The Dead post soon (but frankly, the never-ending parade of internet issues makes me not want to promise anything). But for now, I must post my entry for the first round of the Prompt War between me and lilith1631! Victory will be mine!

Title: Bad Behaviour
Word count: ~1450
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating NC-17
Summary: Harry’s feeling nostalgic, and makes a Hogwarts breakfast. Eventually Draco is persuaded to play that they’re schoolboys too.
Warnings: consent play
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This is my first fic for the Lilith vs Loki Prompt War! (Don’t we have great handles for this? Adam’s demonic first wife vs the Norse god of mischief!) Lilith’s prompts for me were porridge oats, windchime, dandelions and snowglobe. I got them all in, but fuck that word limit. The smut was much better before I remembered about 1500 words max.

( Bad Behaviour )

Title: Afterparty
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Buffy/Faith
Rating PG
Disclaimer: The girls belong to Joss, even though I’m often much nicer to them than he is.
Author’s Notes: Written for the current open_on_sunday prompt, cup.

( Afterparty )

I'm now playing Kink Bingo, I got my card this morning. Massive thanks to woldy for the Dreamwidth invite code. If any of these kinks are particularly close to your heart, I'll happily dedicate the story to you - pairing of your choice natch.

( Kink Bingo! )

Also! In the name of delicious kinky smut, I direct you all towards this. It is Harry/Draco/Ron, with dub-con and humiliation and bondage and sweets, and you should ALL READ IT IMMEDIATELY. RUN, DON'T WALK, TO THE MENACING HARRY AND TOUCH OF SPANKING.

This has been your toppy!Lokifan for this evening. Tomorrow it'll be fiesty bottom again. ;)

First, some pimping. Check out 1sentencepr0n, you guys. Harry Potter fandom has an entry. Join the comm, and comment on the entry with one sentence of smut! THE ONLY H/D THERE IS MINE. And I did Hermione/Padma first! (Which was totally woldy’s fault, btw.) So go and play! I’ve asked to mod an entry for Buffy/Angel, so hopefully that will be up soon!

And in the name of one-sentence-smut, I’m finally doing that category meme.

( Write 10 different categories of fic, in as few words as possible. )

A rant about the results of the European elections, in which member nations of the EU elect their representatives in the European Parliament. If one of you guys reads this and needs explanations, I'll happily give them. But I won't be offended if nobody does; I just felt the need to rant about the results, and the state of British politics generally, and the fact that in a few years David Cameron will be my country's leader.

Ugh. ( This was depressing in just about every way. )

Title: Singed But Grinning
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating PG-13
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: Yet another late challenge, this one for rondracodrabble.

( Singed But Grinning )

Title: Relegation and Promotion
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Xander/Cordelia
Rating U
Disclaimer: The boys and girls belong to Joss, even though I’m often much nicer to them than he is.
Author’s Notes: Written for open_on_sunday’s current prompt, league.

( Relegation and Promotion )

I’m afraid what with Uni Stress and Going Home Stress and Money Stress, I failed to write Draco a proper porny birthday fic! He is rightfully aggrieved. Especially since I plan to give Harry a good one. :) So here’s some whiny!Draco.

Title: He Can’t Wear White
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating PG-13
Warnings: spanking references, all-dialogue
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for hd100’s current challenge, wedding, as well as Draco’s birthday!

( He Can't Wear White )

Dear drummer who lives in the room above mine,

I hate you. I especially hate you because you apparently never sleep, so you’re drumming now and yet I KNOW you’ll wake me at seven tomorrow. Everybody in this flat hates you. I am so glad that after Saturday, I’ll never have to hear you again!

Also? You’re a crap drummer.

Yours,

Lokifan

Title: Shameless
Word count: 400
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating PG
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: Another one written (late) for hd100’s challenge flirt as part of my catch-up. The first time I’ve had an idea in the shower! I feel all Proper Writer now. :)

( Shameless )