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Manly Weapons 
17th-Apr-2010 11:54 am
H/D: Quidditch love
Title: Manly Weapons
Author: lokifan
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ron’s bewildered.
Warnings: none
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the current challenge at hd100, weapon.

Malfoy’s tongue is a weapon. They meet him in any one of a hundred different battlefields – the dungeons, the Great Hall, the Quidditch pitch – and get into it. His face contorts into a sneer, and his tongue slices at them.

Until that hatred starts to fade. Ron doesn’t know why, until he turns a corner one evening and surprises Malfoy sticking that sharp tongue in Harry’s mouth. Harry’s groping him.

Well, Ron thinks, bewildered and blinking at this strange new world; well, if Harry’s brave enough to offer his manly parts up to Malfoy’s deadly tongue, more power to him.

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17th-Apr-2010 10:57 am (UTC)
Bwhaha I love this!!!

if HArry's brave enough to offer his manly parts up to Malfoy's deadly tongue

*dies laughing*

I'm not sure if it's meant funny but the fact that the only thing Ron can think of is that made it funny!

*squishes you*

awesome drabble sweetie! ♥
19th-Apr-2010 05:41 am (UTC)
:D Thank you so much! And it's totally meant to be funny, so I say VICTORY AND TRIUMPH.
17th-Apr-2010 01:00 pm (UTC)
Haha Ron! *Ruffles his hair*

Cute drabble.
19th-Apr-2010 05:41 am (UTC)
I heart Ron! And that icon is WIN.

Thank you!
17th-Apr-2010 01:34 pm (UTC)
if Harry’s brave enough to offer his manly parts up to Malfoy’s deadly tongue. LOL! Ron has such a Gryffindor way to look at life!
19th-Apr-2010 05:34 am (UTC)
:D There's nobody as Gryffindor as Ron!
17th-Apr-2010 02:47 pm (UTC)
HAHA! Oh Ron. ♥

:DD I LOVE THIS. More power to him for thinking it and not blinding himself with the mental images. :P
19th-Apr-2010 05:44 am (UTC)
:D Ron is my homeboy.
17th-Apr-2010 03:44 pm (UTC)
Please excuse me while I lol.
19th-Apr-2010 05:33 am (UTC)
You're excused. :)
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19th-Apr-2010 05:40 am (UTC)
:D You win a prize! Well, not really a prize, so much as my intangible amusement. So not really a prize at all.

And we can dream. :D
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20th-Apr-2010 12:55 am (UTC)
*nods gravely* Ron is very worthy of naughty daydreams.
17th-Apr-2010 05:50 pm (UTC)
This is so incredibly awesome and adorable.
19th-Apr-2010 05:43 am (UTC)
:D Thank you very much!
17th-Apr-2010 08:40 pm (UTC)
19th-Apr-2010 05:33 am (UTC)
:D Thanks!
18th-Apr-2010 01:12 am (UTC)
Buahahaha! Awesome.
19th-Apr-2010 05:32 am (UTC)
Thank you!
20th-Apr-2010 05:47 pm (UTC)
Aaaaaaaaah, for the win. *grins*
That was awesome Fun, funny and just a good read. :)
21st-Apr-2010 06:12 am (UTC)
:D Thank you!
10th-Jul-2010 05:24 am (UTC)
This is why Ron is my favorite.
10th-Jul-2010 01:13 pm (UTC)
18th-Sep-2015 01:43 pm (UTC)

Ronald Weasley is such a gift to this world.
18th-Sep-2015 02:54 pm (UTC)
RON! ♥ I adore him.

Thank you so much for the comments! Man I'd completely forgotten all this stuff.
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