So, there’s this girl.
No wait, more context.
She’s the childhood bestie of one of my best friends, who I met at uni. She’s an enormously clever, funny ex-lawyer social worker and we’ve always got on really well. She’s also straight, which is relevant to this story. She came to my and my BFF’s joint birthday thing and we had a great chat, and she was wearing this top with SO. MUCH. CLEAVAGE. At some point:
): I don't want to be a perv but I keep staring at her boobs.
): I know. The short hair and the leather jacket is confusing.
LOKI: *nods passionately
That, kids, is why empathy from Sapphic girls is so important.
And I feel bad, like I’m buying into stereotypes, because man. I was never attracted to her at all before, although she was pretty, but she just put a picture up on Facebook and she’s gone EVEN SHORTER except for some strands at the front and she’s got messy kohl eyeliner and two little black plugs in her ear!!!
This is so unfair.
In other news, am at that annoying stage of illness where I feel more-or-less okay, but it’s unclear if that will still be the case if I actually do anything. I kind of want to go to the gym - I haven’t been in weeks and do rather enjoy it - but also I worry I’d cough all over everything the second I started panting. So instead I’m eating ice cream while I rewatch Youtubers playing My Horse Prince
, which is a dating sim about a girl in love with a human-faced horse.This was originally posted at http://lokifan.dreamwidth.org/358746.html. Comment wherever you like :)