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Subtext Equals Buttsex 
2nd-Sep-2009 02:42 pm
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My internet access will be highly sporadic for around a fortnight, I should think; Virgin Media has some bug in the sign-up process so I can get my damn wifi. Love to you all!


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Title: Subtext Equals Buttsex
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating: 12
Warnings: puns
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for the current challenge at dracoharry100, full.


“You’re so full of it, Malfoy!” Harry yelled. Malfoy was flushed with anger too; but at the yell, he blinked and then did something unexpected. He smiled.

“Full of what exactly, Potter?” He came closer.

Harry refused to be intimidated. “Shut up! Just shut your damn mouth before I gag you!”

“Ever so kinky,” murmured Malfoy. “Would you like to pound me into the ground?”

Harry glared, bewildered and hating it. “Get stuffed!” He shoved past Malfoy, heading for the door.

Malfoy knocked him on his back, then pounced.

He ground against Harry’s rising cock, and purred, “I’d love to.”
Comments 
2nd-Sep-2009 01:47 pm (UTC)
This is pretty fucking awesome!
2nd-Sep-2009 02:39 pm (UTC)
:D Thank you. We slashers do like to mis-interpret see the hidden subtext of things, and apparently Draco does too. :D
2nd-Sep-2009 03:31 pm (UTC)
Absolutely!

I only ever notice how dirty my mind is, when I go to work though. I tutor and look after a child and the things she says sometimes are SO wrong in so many ways, but she doesn't know, obviously. Like last night, she got a book from her parents with a universal "how to..." in pictures, among other things they showed you how to paint your face as a geisha, do origami, prepare a turkey, bind a corset and tie up your lover XD Of course her remark to the last one was only "I don't think their costumes are very pretty".

Also, the fact that a friend has totally got me into watching YAOI lately doesn't help with the overawareness about unintentional inuendo. Like at the main station, where there's signs on all the inactive platforms of "don't get off here" XD

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I have no idea where that just came from XD
2nd-Sep-2009 01:49 pm (UTC)
Okay, I'm not a fan of Harry/Draco, but this was delicious. ♥
2nd-Sep-2009 02:43 pm (UTC)
:D Thanks! Especially for reading outside your OTP, since you're nowhere near as pairing-promiscuous as some of us.

You're doing ficadron, right? Are you Team Ron (yay!) or Team Draco (boo!)?
2nd-Sep-2009 02:48 pm (UTC)
Well, I love your work, you know that. Everything you come up with is just oh-so-good!

Yes, I'm doing ficadron.

I'm on Team Draco. :hides:

Edited at 2009-09-02 02:49 pm (UTC)
2nd-Sep-2009 02:58 pm (UTC)
:D You're very sweet.

YOU NASTY FERRET-LOVER.
2nd-Sep-2009 03:01 pm (UTC)
YOU NASTY FERRET-LOVER.

No, that would be Ron. ;)
2nd-Sep-2009 03:09 pm (UTC)
Touche.
2nd-Sep-2009 02:58 pm (UTC)
Ironically, I happen to have an icon that says 'Team Draco' already.
2nd-Sep-2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
TRAITOR.

Or something. ;)
2nd-Sep-2009 03:10 pm (UTC)
I'm a SPY in your camp, you see. A spy for the forces of ADORABLE REDHEADED TEENAGE BOYS. WE SHALL CONQUER!! *angry redheaded roar*

(Damnit, the only Ron icons I have involve chibi!him snogging Draco!)
2nd-Sep-2009 03:50 pm (UTC)
YOUR ADORABLE TEENAGED BOYS WILL BE EASY PREY FOR THE SLICK-WITTED BLONDS! HAVE AT YOU!


Oh, who am I kidding? We're all going to be winners at the end of this. :p
2nd-Sep-2009 03:23 pm (UTC)
It's all right: now I have a team icon featuring Ron and his... sword of Gryffindor. Ahem.
2nd-Sep-2009 04:20 pm (UTC)
Hehe. GO DRACO! I love Draco and puns together. They work so well. XD
25th-Sep-2009 01:39 am (UTC)
LOL, they do! I heart puns.

Love the icon, babe!
2nd-Sep-2009 04:49 pm (UTC)
Excellent!

A sequel with the traditional "Scared, Potter?" question would be appreciated. :)

Is this my Jealous!Harry fic? *stares at you - again*
25th-Sep-2009 01:43 am (UTC)
Stop staring at me! *wails* I am so so sorry about all the delays. Stupid internet problems. Stupid uni, too - I'm going insane rushing about just now, because of running events for the freshers.

And now I am whining.

Thanks for the comment, anyway! Sequel will happen. :)
2nd-Sep-2009 05:16 pm (UTC)
Purring!Draco. ♥ Harry won't be hating for long. ;D
25th-Sep-2009 01:44 am (UTC)
LOL, no he won't! I do love me some purring!Draco - one day I'll give in to the cliche and write catboy!Draco, I bet.
25th-Sep-2009 05:48 am (UTC)
: D OH PLEASE DO.
25th-Sep-2009 01:48 am (UTC)
I do love me some purring!Draco. I'm going to give into the cliche and write catboy!Draco one of these days, I bet.
2nd-Sep-2009 07:00 pm (UTC)
Hee. Very nice! ;D
25th-Sep-2009 01:41 am (UTC)
Thank you!
3rd-Sep-2009 02:39 am (UTC)
*cheers from the sidelines*
25th-Sep-2009 01:39 am (UTC)
LOL! *hands you pompoms*
3rd-Sep-2009 06:24 am (UTC)
Oh, I do so love a good sexual pun. <3
What exactly IS a fortnight, anyway? I've always wondered... I wasn't sure if it was actually four nights or something completely different...
25th-Sep-2009 01:41 am (UTC)
Me too! *sghs happily*

A fortnight is two weeks. I didn't know it wasn't a universal term - huh.
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