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Resolution My Left Buttock 
9th-Jan-2010 11:36 pm
Title: Resolution My Left Buttock
Word count: 100
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for rondracodrabble’s current prompt, fresh start. The word limit was SUCH A PAIN on this, I can’t tell you.

Ron woke up in sheets with a pretentiously high thread-count at eleven-thirty. Luckily Ron, like all sensible people, took a holiday on New Year’s Day.

Draco wasn’t sensible. He suddenly shot upright, quivering like a greyhound. “I’m late!”

“You’re self-employed. Stay.” Ron made a brave attempt at a sultry look.

Draco wavered, then – “I made a resolution to stop lounging in bed with you.”

Huffing, Ron turned his back. Two seconds later, a body landed heavily on his.

“What the hell – ?”

Draco murmured into his ear between licks, “don’t you know New Year’s resolutions are made to be broken?”

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10th-Jan-2010 12:37 am (UTC)
Why on Earth would Draco make a resolution like that? He should've known he'd never be able to keep it. :p

The hell with the word limit. WRITE MORE. You can do what I did with the ridiculous series I wrote over there -- just write each part with only 100 words. XD
11th-Jan-2010 01:06 pm (UTC)
:D Because resolutions exist not to be kept, but to let you imagine you'll be a whole new you this year! Instead of a you who lies about all day fucking your freckled boyfriend.

Generally I do that - there are a lot of random two-drabble posts on this journal - but this time I was all NO I WILL BE STRONG. I hate being strong.
11th-Jan-2010 02:11 pm (UTC)
Instead of a you who lies about all day fucking your freckled boyfriend.

You make that sound like a bad thing. I'd much rather lie about in bed all day fucking my freckled husband. :p

Give in! Be weak! Obey temptation!
11th-Jan-2010 03:04 pm (UTC)
:D My waistline agrees with you entirely.
10th-Jan-2010 08:41 am (UTC)
Nice! ;)
11th-Jan-2010 12:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you. :)
10th-Jan-2010 11:53 am (UTC)
Mmmmm!!!!! I love Draco's panicky awakening and his swift resolution to break his resolution!!!! Lovely. :)
11th-Jan-2010 01:00 pm (UTC)
Heh, I love Draco's panicking awakening too - the image of him all 'OMG NO!' at the time makes me laugh. Thanks for commenting!
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