Meeting The ParentsWord count:
The boys belong to JKR, even though I'm often nicer to them than she is.Author's Notes:
Written for hd100
's challenge Narcissa
Harry stood on Malfoy Manor’s doorstep, conducting a staring match with an albino peacock. It looked angry. Lucius probably trained the peacocks to kill Draco’s boyfriends –
The front door opened. “Potter.” Harry gulped and followed Lucius into his study.
Silence. Lucius regarded him coolly. Harry had to control a hysterical urge to say I’ve licked your son’s nipples.
“So. What are your... intentions
Harry reminded himself that if he hyperventilated, he’d faint and then Lucius would feed him to the killer peacocks.
Suddenly the door swung open, and two beautiful blonds entered.
Thank God for Narcissa.