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Happy May Day! 
1st-May-2009 09:24 pm
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I love May Day. A festival of sex! Of young people running off into the woods and grown-ups pretending not to see them! Of girls dancing around metaphorical ten-foot cocks!

To celebrate, I’m doing the porn drabble meme again. Give me a pairing (threesoome, foursome, moresome) and kink(s). I shall provide you with a smutty drabble!

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2nd-May-2009 06:18 am (UTC) - Blue Murder
:D Thanks! I'm glad to be having a go at writing myself. This meme's just the thing to get me back in the saddle! And yay for you guys joining me in Buffyness! If you give me a kink, I'll happily do you an Angel/Spike/Dru as well.

Buffy panted, her thighs trembling around Faith’s glossy dark head. Faith’s clever tongue was moving, dipping ever-so-sweetly inside her, and Buffy’s mind was melting, muscles tightening, so close –

Faith sat up.

Buffy’s skin felt hot, ready to burst like an overripe fruit. She ached, and bloody Faith was just grinning at her and running a teasing finger between her legs.

“Gonna let me?”

Buffy narrowed her eyes. “Fine!” she rapped out in her most Pissed Off General voice. “You can teach swords. Now get back there!”

Faith’s mouth, still scarlet as sin, curled wickedly. “Yes ma’am.”

Buffy screamed blue murder.
3rd-May-2009 03:04 pm (UTC) - Re: Blue Murder
eeee <3 I love how creative you are in your porn. XD That was pretty hot for only 100 words. Especially "Buffy’s skin felt hot, ready to burst like an overripe fruit. She ached, and bloody Faith was just grinning at her and running a teasing finger between her legs." Mmmmm. Is "blue murder" like your equivalent of "bloody murder?"
Would you really do another one for me?? *happydance* Um... ffffff for Angel(us)/Spike/Dru... I dunno if this is really a kink, but Angel and Spike showing off to Dru. Because it's canon. XD
13th-May-2009 06:00 pm (UTC) - Re: Blue Murder
:D THANK YOU YOU ARE LOVELY. Oh, I love writing again and getting feedback *glee* I think 'blue murder' and 'bloody murder' are equivalents - screaming blue murder is yelling really loudly, and also swearing (like 'turning the air blue', which might not be a phrase Americans use, it means swearing a lot).

I'm just going out, but the Angelus/Spike/Dru will be done late tonight/tomorrow!
13th-May-2009 07:18 pm (UTC) - Re: Blue Murder
Glee! <3
15th-May-2009 09:05 pm (UTC) - Show
Spike snarled playfully and pounced. Angelus fell back on the bed, his deep laugh mingling with Dru’s squeals and clapping.

Angelus looked up at him in amusement; he was strong enough to do anything he wanted with Spike, but for now he seemed to prefer letting Spike perch on his thighs. Spike snorted to himself as he saw Angelus move a little, showing off his muscles: they both wanted to be the one Dru chose after the show.

Spike lowered himself on Angelus’ cock, letting his head fall back attractively. Then Angelus rolled them over, and the game really began.
16th-May-2009 04:23 am (UTC) - Re: Show
Mmmm. I love that it's sexy and hilarious at the same time. It seems like a prelude to something AWESOME. Not to mention it's so freakin' canon even Joss would probably approve.
16th-May-2009 02:41 pm (UTC) - Re: Show
Icon win! *grins* I'm glad you thought it was funny as well as sexy - I can just picture Angelus as a big old lion, with Spike as the little simba pouncing on him!

I love Buffy. Gay porn can feel canon! *glows*
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