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In Your End-O 
15th-May-2009 12:05 am
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This is an (at long last) addition to the Auror!verse, featuring Harry and Draco as Aurors and a lot of bad puns. It reminded me to start tagging my drabble series. So now the Smitten series – ie my self-indulgent fluff drabbles with innocent!Draco and indulgent!Harry – has a tag! As does the So Much For series – the one with secretary!Draco, crushing!Harry and summaries for the whole lot. The Silver Snitch series gets no such summary because I am attempting enigma. And failing, but never mind. There’s a spy and somebody under house arrest and Harry is clueless, which probably makes it my most canon fic by some way.

I’m tagging this as the Poor Kingsley!verse, actually. Poor, poor Kingsley. Harry and Draco are very silly, and they spoil the peace of his department. He’s also probably sad because he knows his canon self is Minister for Magic, only I forgot.


Title: In Your End-O
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Harry/Draco
Rating R
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: Written for hd100’s challenge, hard.

Kingsley was beginning to think that visiting his Aurors when they were injured in the field was entirely too much work. The entire Weasley family, its newest member barely out of the hospital herself, was clustered around Potter’s bed.

“Well, yes, Mrs Weasley,” Potter said, smiling back at her. “Being Malfoy’s partner does tend to make things hard.”

“I’m sure,” she said, patting his hand. “Does it get in the way of work much?”

Potter shrugged, looking a little ashamed to be explaining this to Mrs Weasley. “It does sometimes. He’ll be talking and I just want to pound him.”


Kingsley and Weasley snorted in unison. Potter flushed.

“Ah, well I’m sure you can resist your urges,” Mrs Weasley said with a motherly smile.

I wouldn’t count on it, Kingsley thought, remembering the Cupboard Incident.

“I just hope he’s not too much of a bad influence. You’re a good boy, Harry, but it doesn’t do to underestimate the power of a bad attitude. It’s contagious”

The baby started crying, and the Weasleys filed out. Kingsley and Ron remained; Potter smiled at them wearily. “Don’t worry, I haven’t caught anything off Draco.”

Weasley snorted. “You’re catching his thing for perverted innuendo.”

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14th-May-2009 11:31 pm (UTC)
Haha!! I approve of this perverted innuendo disease. :Db
14th-May-2009 11:32 pm (UTC)
whoops t'was me. :P
15th-May-2009 09:09 pm (UTC)
*grins* Of course it was. Approval of perverted innuendo = koishii_hime. *nods*
15th-May-2009 03:04 am (UTC)
Ha ha! That's great!
15th-May-2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
*grins* Thanks!
15th-May-2009 07:09 am (UTC)
Hee hee!!! This is fabulous!!! Poor Kingsley indeed. *shakes head sadly*
15th-May-2009 09:07 pm (UTC)
:D Thanks!

I do feel sorry for him. I'm going to have to give him a hot partner to make up for it. I'm sure softly_sweetly wrote some hot Kingsley/Charlie... *ponders*
16th-May-2009 04:40 am (UTC)
LMAO! I don't think I could even use that kind of innuendo in front of Molly, either because I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face or because I feel weird speaking like that in front of mother-figures.
16th-May-2009 01:42 pm (UTC)
LOL. My mother is a perv, so I can occasionally make sex jokes in front of her. Not about anyone I may pound or get pounded by, though!!
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