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I'm Not Dead, I'm Doing Memes 
23rd-Oct-2009 07:40 am
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To misquote Monty Python. Monty Python mottos are getting me through life at the moment – my laptop is dead, my memory stick has vanished (although this situation will be fixed later today), and I have three essays due next week, not to speak of fandom commitments.

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I’m still in a good mood, though. I have a job interview next week for a library. I love libraries! And I have to bring a book I enjoyed (or a magazine, CD or DVD, but pfft) and recommend it to them! Best interview ever. Plus I’m talking to lavillanueva for the first time in YONKS, and am feeling all inspired fic-wise. And I have faith I’ll finish an essay today. And I think I may have enough money to have an incredibly brilliant Hallowe’en.
I am so sorry to have been so conspicuously absent! With luck, I’ll make it up to you soon. Although in November I’m doing NaNoWriMo (more on that later).

To make up for this, and get me back in practice, I’m going to do TWO WHOLE MEMES off this post. One nicked off lavillanueva because it’s great and so is she, and one to get me back into porn-writing and make up for my absence.

Meme one:

1. Comment with a character I've written, from one of my fics. (Example: Draco, from Power Plays.)
2. Receive three bits of trivia about their sexuality: practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, etc.

Meme two:

Once again! The first five people to comment to this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing that I am familiar with from me. You can also give prompt words, and KINKS.
25th-Oct-2009 09:09 am (UTC) - I Vant To Suck Your... Blood
You can has one!

First time ever I manage to reply to one of these before all the drabbles are taken...

Heh. I am very amused by this. It's like I'm famous!

I'm taking either The Golem's Eye by Jonathan Stroud, The Lies of Locke Lamora by Scott Lynch, or The Game or Year of the Griffin, both by Diana Wynne Jones. I considered The Book Thief, Rebecca and Frankenstein, but they're all too 'I'm trying to impress you'-ish.


You can definitely reply to both memes, but I'm still thinking about 'Draco from Unforgivable'. I'll just give you the drabble for now, because it amused me.

“I knew it!” Draco exclaimed, lisping slightly. “I knew mortal danger turned you on! ‘I just want to help people’, if people knew, Mr Auror…”

“Mortal danger does not turn me on,” Harry snapped. “If that was true, I’d have begged for Voldemort’s cock.”

He and Draco both went green.

“Anyway,” Harry continued, recovering, “I’d have thought you’d love the idea. Glamour, swirling your cloak like the Snape-wannabe you are…”

Draco bared his (fake) fangs and lunged, bringing Harry down to the sofa under him. Harry cried out, delighted, and tried to look afraid.

“I vant to suck your blood!”
25th-Oct-2009 10:24 am (UTC) - Re: I Vant To Suck Your... Blood
LOL I love the title. (Hmm, yeah, do it- Wait! My what?!)
Hee for Snape-wannabe Draco with fake fangs. :D
Thank you for starting my day with laughter!
25th-Oct-2009 11:10 am (UTC) - Re: I Vant To Suck Your... Blood
:D I'm so pleased you liked the title! I nearly deleted it cos it was SO cheesy, but bad puns make me happy.

Aw, I'm pleased to start your day well! Even if it was then like, immediate comedown with the messed-up boys.
25th-Oct-2009 11:37 am (UTC) - Re: I Vant To Suck Your... Blood
Even if it was then like, immediate comedown with the messed-up boys.
Well, I asked for it. *g* (Messed-up boys are goood.)
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