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Pansy Cissy Draco 
21st-Nov-2009 11:15 pm
Title: Pansy Cissy Draco
Word count: 200
Characters/pairings: Ron/Draco
Rating: PG
Warnings: puns
Disclaimer: The boys belong to JKR, even though I’m often much nicer to them than she is.
Author’s Notes: This was written for rondracodrabble’s current old challenge, pansy. I actually wrote it ages ago, and forgot to post. *fails*

“Do you think our names affect who we are?” Draco asked idly. He shifted his head on Ron’s bare thigh, staring at the ceiling. “Words have power – they’re spells, and identities too... d’you think if my parents had named me Bob I’d have been a different person?”

Apparently Hermione had left Ron with a taste for people who talked about philosophy after hot sex. He stroked Draco’s tangled, soft hair and thought about it. “You might have been less snotty if you didn’t have a name that was in the school motto.”

“People teased me about that,” Draco said mournfully.


He sat up to give Ron his sad puppy-Draco eyes better. “Greg laughed at me about it all the time.”

“You poor soul.” Ron rolled his eyes at him, and Draco put his head back in Ron’s lap, huffing. This was not the punishment it was meant to be.

“I think your family and friends matter, as well as names. Look at you.” Draco gave him an inquiring look. “Well, really Draco – your mother’s name is Cissy and your girlfriend’s name was Pansy. How could you not turn out gay?”

“Actually, I think it was Professor Snape calling Father ‘Lucy’.”

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21st-Nov-2009 11:32 pm (UTC)

You know, I'd never thought of it that way before. Brilliant!
24th-Nov-2009 02:41 am (UTC)
Heh, love the giant cheer!
21st-Nov-2009 11:48 pm (UTC)
Ehehehe, amazing! How could you forget posting this? Very not fair for poor readers. :D

Poor Draco. His puppy eyes aren't working. That's the beginning of the end. Ron will soon call him Dray-Dray, or so.
24th-Nov-2009 02:41 am (UTC)
LOL. I'm sorry!

22nd-Nov-2009 12:37 am (UTC)
I love the implied(?) Snape/Lucius at the end...
Also you have a knack for making Draco super adorable all the time. I love you.
24th-Nov-2009 02:56 am (UTC)
:D I just couldn't resist the Snape/Lucius joke.

Draco is always adorable!
22nd-Nov-2009 03:45 am (UTC)
Oh just imagine the look on Lucius' face when he was called Lucy....buwahahhaah XD
24th-Nov-2009 02:41 am (UTC)
:D Heh, right??
22nd-Nov-2009 05:28 pm (UTC)

I love you missy. I really do.

(although did it need the break thing in the middle? my brain hurts right now-i not make sense)
24th-Nov-2009 02:42 am (UTC)
I love you too! And it did, but not for artistic reasons - drabbles must be 100 words exactly, so I wrote 200 words and split them up.
23rd-Nov-2009 03:05 pm (UTC)
Brilliant last line!

and I loved it, although I still have to get used to the idea of Draco not being together with Harry. It's always so strange..

I still like the pairing alot though, very much so *nods*

and this was funny :D

*twirls you*
24th-Nov-2009 02:57 am (UTC)
Heh, thank you! Glad you liked it. And yay for Ron/Draco!
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4th-Mar-2010 07:41 am (UTC)
Thank you!
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